The Infamous XI

1. Geoffrey Boycott - Convicted of assaulting a former girlfriend
   
2. Salim Malik - Attempted to bribe others to throw matches
   
3. Shivnarine Chanderpaul - Shot a policeman in the hand
4. Rashid Patel - Attacked an opposition player with a stump on the field
   
5. Hansie Cronje (c) - Bribed to throw matches
   
6. Trevor Chappell - Bowled the underarm delivery
   
7. Greg Dyer (wk) - "Caught" a delivery rolling on the ground
   
8. Shane Warne - Drugs, women, mobile phones and bribery
   
9. Makhaya Ntini - Charged with rape
   
10. Tony Lock - Charged with molesting children
    
11. Matthew Brimson - Exposed himself in a team photo
12. Peter Roebuck - Indecent assault of two teenage cricketers
    

Umpire #1 Shakoor Rana - argued with Mike Gatting and delayed a Test match
Umprie #2 Tony Randall - convicted child abuser


From the Department of Attempted Humour

© 2005 Neil McKenzie Cameron, http://one-salient-oversight.blogspot.com/




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